CAUTION: Spoilers!
I was supposed to go to the Kohala Jodo Mission tonight for the evening activities to welcome the New Year. But at about 7 pm the new neighbors a few houses down started lighting fireworks; a lot of them! Moʻo had a little accident in her crate & had not touched her food. So I brought her in to the living room, let her lie down next to me, & turned on Netflix to get other sounds in the house to distract her. I decided to binge-watch the Jaws movies to pass the time; today was the last day they would be available. She finally calmed down enough to sleep with her head on my foot.
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Finally relaxed enough to take a nap. |
Obviously I started with the original Jaws;
I saw it when it 1st came out but could not remember much about it.
About all I could remember was the police chief saying, "You're gonna
need a bigger boat!," after he sees the Great White Shark for the 1st
time & the crusty old guy being dragged off the end of the boat by
the shark & a SCUBA tank being in the shark's mouth. While I got the
quote right, I got that part about what the shark had in its mouth
wrong; the captain & the SCUBA tank were not in the shark's mouth at
the same time. Unfortunately, I was not able to get any screen shots because the video feed was on the monitor & not on both my laptop & the monitor. Except for the captions.
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A celestial shark? |
I had never seen Jaws 2; the original Jaws was so hokey it wasn't worth my time to go out of my way for the 2nd
one. This one takes place 4 years after the initial shark interaction.
There is the same police chief & his family, the same mayor &
his family, & some of the same police personnel. And the same level
of disbelief that there is a shark attacking people again & that the
Chief is crazy. But this time they fire him. Once again he is
vindicated in that there really is a shark out there eating people. And once again he gets rid of the shark in a most unbelievable way; he causes the shark to electrocute itself without taking anyone else out that is within arcing distance.
Obviously, if I did not see Jaws 2, I would not spend time watching Jaws 3. Or Jaws 3-D
as the title said. Apparently the movie was made during the 3-D craze
so special glasses were handed out at screenings so it would appear like
things were coming out of the screen & you would be immersed in
them; too bad I am not able to share that with you. This one takes place in Florida at a Sea World marine animal theme
park that has direct access to the ocean through large gates. It also
has underwater walkways & viewing areas; that turn out not to be
shark-resistant. And there are 2 sharks, a small male about 15 feet long
& it's much larger 35' long mother; how they know these 2 are related is not mentioned in the movie. The older son of the Chief in
the 1st 2 movies works at the theme park as the head of maintenance & his
brother, who like his father wants to have nothing to do with the ocean,
comes to visit on break from a university in Colorado. This time the large mother shark is killed by a grenade held in the hand of a dead man it has swallowed. Neither son or their girlfriends are eaten.
The
sharks in all these movies show very high intelligence; they can reason
& come back for revenge. And they want to eat people which are not
their normal food source since humans do not have a very high caloric
content; seals, sea lions, & other pinnipeds are preferred. Also,
real sharks do not go around in family groups planning their attacks on people.
FYI I went to see Jaws
with some of my dive buddies; we went diving the very next day without a
care in the world about sharks. There are a lot of sharks in Hawaiʻi;
most of the ones we saw were Blacktip Reef Sharks. Great Whites occur in
Hawaiʻi on rare occasion but have never been recorded as being
responsible for an attack on a human here. Tiger sharks are the species
most often attacking people in Hawaiʻi & it is almost always a
matter of hitting something that they were trying to determine if it was
worth eating or going after someone's bloody fish that they were towing
too close to themselves. We went diving because we knew not to act like
food, not to dive in murky water, not to have a short stringer, had
other precautionary defensive measures available to us since we
frequently saw sharks on our research dives, & knew about shark threat &
attack behavior. Never had any problems with sharks.
While scanning the Atlas Obscura email in my inbox this morning I was drawn to the article about Lemon Pigs. Apparently the pigs have somehow become a New Year's good luck "tradition" that surfaces every 50 years or so. They use regular lemons, not Meyer lemons like we have, so I didn't make any. (Meyer lemons have very thin skins & no "snouty" end like a regular lemon.)
One thing led to another & I found myself reading the Gastro Obscura article about the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra. I was very intrigued by this orchestra started by non-musicians about 25 years ago; obviously, over time, there are now some actual musicians. I like that the concert ends with a soup made of the vegetables used in the concert.
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From Gastro Obscura. |
Here's a 3-minute video about them. They talk about purchasing the vegetables, building the instruments, the concert, & the meal after the concert.
Hauʻoli lā Hānau e Susan, Amy, & Trevor da Mouse!